Joker is overrated

Posted by imports on August 9, 2008

Dark Knight had ancient actors like from the ’50s. I’m microblogging on my blog, but it’s something everyone should know. The joker wasn’t half as scary as I thought he would be. I can be scarier. Even Tai Lung (the antagonist in Kung Fu Panda) managed to scare me more.

I’d prefer Iron Man over Dark Knight any day. Batman was so fake..like his costume was not even elastic and his voice was too hoarse to even sound sexy.

I guess, the idea is, ‘Let’s put a smile on that dead man’s face.’

Who is scarier?

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Comments (25)

zxvasdf (24 comments)

August 11th, 2008 18:07

I would have to agree after seeing Dark Knight yesterday. Although Heath’s acting was impressive, I think that all this Oscar buzz is a by-product of his death. Otherwise there wouldn’t be talk of the Joker getting his grimy hands on an Oscar. (images of the Joker, lizard lip tics, walking up on stage to receive the award, oh thank you thank you, then whipping out a Tommy gun and wasting the audience on live television. Talk about immersive roles!)

nastypajamas (72 comments)

August 12th, 2008 20:49

who says the joker needs to be scary? he needs to be an insomaniac-and Heath did a wonderful job over there…..you’ll have to agree that his was the best ever portrayal of the anti hero in the (long live)batman movie lineup

you say batman was fake(i totaly disagree)- was ironman any better? he just had a permanent iron face thru out. the bat had his eyes and mouth atleast- his way of carrying himself too speaks of gentlemanly macho. his voice though in the previous one was better

mahafreed (139 comments)

August 13th, 2008 23:15

@zxvasdf, I agree. I can visualise him with that Smith and Wesson M76, gunning down all of em.
@ np batman (think like a woman) scores zero on appeal.
downie jr is a charmer.. so that’s where iron man scores.

heath was good, but (think like a person with great expectations) he failed to impress me because, I think, the movie wasn’t packaged well. Something was missing.. maybe it had something to do with… ahmm… the lighting?

fat old son (1 comments)

August 14th, 2008 15:00

mafia…i was stunned when herman told me that u didn’t like the dark knight because of batman’s suit…thanks for explaining it here a little better than the way herman did…
bout the movie…it was found wanting at the end…and we are still making fun of the way bale spoke when he was in the suit but it was probably to hide his identity further or atleast thats what i hope it was for…and not because he was constipated coz his suit was too tight…ledger as the joker was brilliant…undeserving of an oscar definately but brilliant nonetheless…the way the joker nonchalantly went about scheming and killing was a treat to watch…

mahafreed (139 comments)

August 16th, 2008 19:12

muhahaha. with that kind of voice disguise, bale wasn’t fooling anyone.
ya, i like schemers who say they don’t scheme. In Joker’s not-so-famous words,
“You know what I am? I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it! You know, I just, do things. The mob has plans, the cops have plans, Gordon’s got plans. You know, they’re schemers. Schemers trying to control their worlds. I’m not a schemer. I try to show the schemers how pathetic their attempts to control things really are. So, when I say, ah, come here, when I say that you and your girlfriend was nothing personal, you know that I’m telling the truth.”

and..

“It’s the schemers that put you where you are. You were a schemer, you had plans, and uh, look where that got you. I just did what I do best. I took your plan and I turned it on itself. Look what I did, to this city with a few drums of gas and a couple of bullets. Hm? You know what, you know what I noticed? Nobody panics when things go according to plan. Even if the plan is horrifying. If tomorrow I tell the press that like a gang banger, will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will be blown up, nobody panics, because it’s all, part of the plan. But when I say that one, little old mayor will die, well then everyone loses their minds!”

and… i like this one.. so just put it up

“Do you wanna know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can’t savor all the… little… emotions. In… you see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are. So in a way, I know your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?”

nastypajamas (72 comments)

August 17th, 2008 02:50

i bet not many noticed this in the movie:

you remember the joker’s truck ? from which that male witch fired munition onto harvey’s truck…….

that truck actually had this written on it:

SLAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE

the S had been added by the joker onto the word LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE….. and it was in red…..glorious, eh ?

now- i loved the joker n all…..but maybe ’cause me is a
li’l more interested in the fisty-fighty and bony-knuckly and bang-bang-who’s-dead part, i ask the “knowledgebles” and the interested, if any who visit this blog( ’cause there don’t seem to be any who use it as of now) -

HOW THE HELL CAN THE BATPOD ROLL IN A PITCHING MANNER when the tyres are like cylinders

to pitch, it should atlest have some kinda smooth surface at the body-suspension joint

here’s the answer- you saw the attack gear on the front tyres? with which batty turned joker’s truck upside down? that exactly functioned as the smooth portion, over which the main body could PITCH(roll around the lengthwise axis of the bike, aircraft etc. )

otherwise, the batpod was kinda supercool…….

i mean for mee, it was like

uhmmmmaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh !!!!!!! I WANT THAT BIKE !!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

mahafreed (139 comments)

August 17th, 2008 23:55

ah, interesting observation about the S.
PS: Do you have a blog of your own? I’m sure it must get more hits than mine.

nastypajamas (72 comments)

August 18th, 2008 18:59

see- i told ya that me is just an 18 year old kid…..my college starts on aug 20- i write on a blog that has been started by my school friends, and it essentialy deals with our school days, silly things etc….it’s gradually losing relevance, and i too am drifting away from it, cause i’ve writtten on topics that not many are interested in (like an anti hijack special forces aircraft) i can comment on other things too, but am still not “experienced” enough, like your friend AJ a.k.a. fat old son

and it does not attract much attention…….blogs by 20 somethings are the ones to watchout for, which i am tryin to do…….

nastypajamas (72 comments)

August 19th, 2008 01:15

why is no new topic COMING UP?! mahafreed !!!!!

mahafreed (139 comments)

August 19th, 2008 01:17

no work? at this time of the night???

mahafreed (139 comments)

August 19th, 2008 01:18

18-year-old children should be sleeping

mahafreed (139 comments)

August 19th, 2008 01:25

HOW DO YOU KNOW AJ IS FAT OLD SON????

mahafreed (139 comments)

August 19th, 2008 01:26

you ain’t no 18-year-old!

nastypajamas (72 comments)

August 20th, 2008 22:44

ha ha ha ………doesn’t matter if you don’t trust me on my age……it’s tough to do so in the virtual world………

i wasn’t sleeping that day till 3 in the night..and know what? i got up at 3 in the AFTERNOON the next day !!!!!!!!!!!!!! HONEST !!

i wasn’t sleeping, ’cause as i told ya, me college hasn’t yet started, and net after 12 is free for me….but i don’t do it everyday….i’ve to get up early once my collegestarts, you know…….gotta go to khargar from colaba

as for A.J., well you have the link to his blog(S.C.O.F.F.) on this blog of your’s, just like to your DNA “blog”… i was just curious, so i went onto his blog…..he revealed his identity through the captions on the pictures, and your comment “I like the way AJ’s hair is looking. So glorious! ” helped matters further….(he’s the one with the curly locks, right?)

if you don’t believe me still, ask a.j. for new visitors to his blog….you can also see my comment on his blog…

and, I AM 18- doesn’t matter what you think…maybe your oooguway-shooguway will tell you that no matter what you think, the truth remains the same

mahafreed (139 comments)

August 20th, 2008 23:00

ooogway is certainly NOT shoogway. Joker must be.
how’d you come across this blog? Ghunt?
Kharghar is far, rent a flat there… you’ll have buffalo farms for neighbours, lol

nastypajamas (72 comments)

August 22nd, 2008 22:28

my friend in k.c.college (i was there for 3 weeks for my B.sc. IT ) is a bit shaken at the top……..taking inspiration from china’s “baby” olympians, he asked me if i could get him to participate in the olympics, representing india for cycling, skating, skiing etc…….i tried to explain to him that it requires quite a lot, etc etc, but anyways, i decided to get some help for him…… i googled for ” PROFESSIONAL CYCLING CLUBS IN MUMBAI ” – it came up with your blog entry of Bandra cyclathon……that’s how……..

mahafreed (139 comments)

August 22nd, 2008 23:48

arey! your friend is like me! But I’m more of a planner…
instead of doing it myself… i have decided to give birth to 5 or more children.. each of them.. i will train from the day they are born..like baby olympians…
i even had an argument with my mom… she didn’t push me when I was young…
Pushy parents are cool…
PS: If you friend wants details, lemme know… I know many pro cyclists.. they are real sweet

nastypajamas (72 comments)

August 23rd, 2008 20:41

yeah, i’d like to have their details……..n best of luck for your baby olympians…maybe india’s future is bright, lol !!!! then you can truly proclaim youself as an “olympic sized” factory

mahafreed (139 comments)

August 24th, 2008 18:58

Where do i send their info?

nastypajamas (72 comments)

August 25th, 2008 20:14

my mail id : zordha@gmail.com

mahafreed (139 comments)

August 27th, 2008 23:08

what does it mean? Zordha? Is it the name of a super hero like Drooona?

nastypajamas (72 comments)

August 28th, 2008 21:45

zor is the name of the superhero comic character that i created ( well…..tried to…) and dha is the first 3 letters of my name

mahafreed (139 comments)

August 30th, 2008 19:04

Zor, I want more details about him/her/it.

nastypajamas (72 comments)

September 2nd, 2008 22:28

zor no longer exists…..my friends used to ask me if “it” was inspired from zorro, but that’s not the case….although i loved zorro……he was created because i was useless in almost everything else that i did and ’cause at that time, i was fascinated by cartoon characters like (ESPECIALY)batman and wolverine and he-man ..it was born when i was in class 8

he had a body-yeah, a good one….hands like wolverine’s paws…feet like scar(from lion king) and a prehistoric tail…..and the kinda hairstyle that calvin(of calvin n hobbes) has…only a bit more dramaticised

he didn’t really have an aim, like preventing crime or something…….his only job was to give me and my desk some company but i got bored of him…..i invented 6 new imaginary friends….. 3 poppin up from my bathroom gutter and 3 flyin in from the window and then progresssed to havin a beyblade, a new friend that had my kinda hairstyle( the tomahawk) etc…..